We sometimes get into such seriousness in our marriages. It’s like we overdose on that which isn’t very funny. Life can be that way sometimes. And sometimes, we just need to lighten up. With that in mind, we thought we’d supply a smile — maybe even a chuckle — hopefully a good laugh. The following was sent to us by a friend who got it from an “anonymous” source. Even if you’ve already seen the following, still read through it. We want to make an important point at the end.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed because of its lack of intelligence here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

• On a Sears hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.” (And that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

• On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase is necessary—details inside.” (Is this the shoplifter special)?

• On a bar of Dial Soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (And that would be how?)

• On some Swanson Frozen Dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (But, it’s “just” a suggestion).

• On Tesco’s Tiramisu Dessert (printed on the bottom): “Do not turn upside down.” (Now you tell me)!

• On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.” (And you thought?)

• On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.” (But wouldn’t this save me more time?)

• On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

• On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (And… I’m taking this because?)

• On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (As opposed to… what?)

• On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.” (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)

• On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.” (Talk about a news flash!)

• On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: Maybe next time we should think about flying Delta?)

• On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

• On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (Oh my gosh—was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

We all need to laugh every once in a while — don’t we? The Bible tells us that “LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE.” It’s the type of medicine we need to make sure we bring into our lives— often! It’s so easy to get caught up into this fast-paced life letting the tyranny of the urgent take control all too often. But when we live in the fast lane of life, humor is usually the first thing to leave.

Our message this week is to “lighten up.” We found reasons to love and laugh together before the wedding; we also need to look for ways to infuse humor into our lives now that we’re married. So that’s what we pray you’ll decide to concentrate on. Look for ways to laugh together. Keep in mind: “The next best thing to solving a problem is finding humor in it.” (EPI Press)

“But let all those rejoice who put their trust in you; let them ever shout for joy, because you defend them; let those also who love your name be joyful in you.” (Psalm 5:11).

Our love is with you as we work on our marriages together,
Steve and Cindy Wright

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